Him: You like Queen, right? Have you seen the "I Want to Break Free" video?
Me: Oh absolutely!
Him: Who is the hot chick in the short skirt? The school girl with the blonde curls?
Me: And the knee socks?
Him: Yeah! I didn't know there was a girl in Queen.
Me: That's Roger.
Him: ....... Roger?
Me: Roger Taylor, the drummer. That's him in the short skirt and knee socks.
Him: ......................................... (( long pause which I assume was him digging up any info he could find on the video )) ........... That's a guy.
Me: Yes.
Him: .................. I think I could be gay for that.
Me: You can't be gay for him, sweetie, he'